Episode Transcript
[00:01:03] Way don't this way she told me to walk that way don't this way walk this way the dog is way just give me a kiss machine guns ready to go are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beast another one bites the dust another one bites the dust and another one gone and another one done another one bites the dusty hey, we gotta get you two. Another one bites the dust.
[00:03:12] You know you got everybody looking got a little boom in my big truck gonna open up the doors and turn it up gonna stall my boots in the Georgia mud gonna watch you make me fall in love up on the hood and my daddy's tractor up on the toolbox it don't matter down on the tailgate, girl I can't wait to watch you do your thing shake it for the young bucks sitting in the honky tongs for the rednecks rock until the break of dawn the dj's spinning that country song come on, come on, come on shake it for the birds shake it for the bees shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek for the crickets and the critters in this world shake it to the moon shake it for me, girl oh, country girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, country girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, somebody sweet little farmer's child they got a leather blood to get a little wild ponytail and a pretty smile rope me in from a country mouth she come on over here and get in my arms spin me around this big old barn tangle me up like grandma's yarn yeah, yeah, yeah shake it for the young bucks sitting in the honky tongs for the rednecks rock until the break of dawn for the dj spinning that country song come on, come on, come on shake it for the bear shake it for the bees shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek for the crickets and the curtains in the squirrel shake it to the moon shake it for the girl country girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, country girl shake it for me, girl shake it for me, girl shake it like the river flows feel the kick drum down dipping your toes all I want to do is get to holding you and get to knowing you and get to showing you and get to loving you for the night is through baby, you know what to do shake it for the young bucks sitting in the honky tones for the rednecks. Rocket till the break of dawn for the DJ spinning that country song. Come on, come on, come on. Shake it for the bird. Shake it for the bee. Shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek for the crickets and the critters in this world. Shake it to the moon. Shake it for me, girl. Country girl. Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me. Shake it for me. Hot. Country girl country girl. Shake it for me, girl, shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me country girl. Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me, girl, shake it for me country girl. Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me, girl, shake it for me.
[00:06:45] Well, I walk into the room passing out hundred dollar bills and it kills and it thrills like the horns on my silverado grill and I buy the bar double round the crown and everybody's getting down in this town ain't never gonna be the same cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city. I make a lot of noise. All the girls, they are so pretty. Riding up and down Broadway on my own studly Roy. And the girls say save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says save a horse, ride a cowboy.
[00:07:27] Well, I don't give a dang about nothing. I'm singing and bling blinging while the girls are drinking. Long neck's down and I wouldn't trade only royal my Chevrolet for your escalator, your freak parade. I'm the only John Wayne left in this town. And I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city. I make a lot of noise cause the girls, they are so gritty. Riding up in that Broadway on my old studly Roy. And the girls say save a horse, ride a cowboy.
[00:08:04] Everybody says save a horse, ride a cowboy.
[00:08:27] Well, I'm a Sarah Brett, that's what she said in the back of my truck bed as I was getting buzzed on suds out on some backcountry road. We were flying high, finest wine, having ourselves a big and rich time. And I was going just about as far as she'd let me go.
[00:08:46] Evaluation of my cowboy reputation had me begging for salvation all night long.
[00:08:55] So I took her out gigging frogs. Introduced her to my old bird dog and singer every Willie Nelson song I can think of. And we made love. And I saddle up my horse and I ride and do the same thing. I make a lot of noise. Cause the girls, they also pretty. Riding up and down Broadway on my own scuddly roy and the girls say save a horse, cloud of cowboy.
[00:09:22] Everybody says save a horse, cloud of cowboy. What, what? Save a horse everybody says save a horse small things true care truth brings I'll take one lift your ride best trip always I know you'll be at my show watching, waiting, commiserating say it ain't so I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me on and on and on.
[00:10:47] Late night, come home, work sucks I know she left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. Say it ain't so. I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home.
[00:11:44] Say it ain't so. I will not go. Turn the lights off, carry me home. Keep your head still. All we ought to do when I will go on a little bit.
[00:12:25] Started out with a kid. Started it, and I'm like this. It was only a kid, it was only kids. Now falling asleep. And she's calling a cab. While he's having a smoke. And she's taking a drag. Now they're going to bed. And my stomach is sick. And it's on my head. But she's touching his chest. Now he takes off her dress. Now let me go.
[00:12:57] And I just can't look, it's carrying me.
[00:13:49] I'm coming out of my cage. And I've been doing just fine. God, I gotta be down. Because I want it all. It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Now I'm falling asleep. And she's calling a cab. While he's having a smoke. And she's taking a drag. Now they're going to bed. And my stomach gets sick. And it's all in my head. But she's touching his chest. Now he takes off her dress. Now let me go.
[00:14:28] Cause I just can't look. And killing me.
[00:14:33] And taking control.
[00:14:53] The christ I hate, destiny is calling me. Open up my ego.
[00:15:03] Cause I miss the cry sight.
[00:15:50] I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
[00:15:57] Your body's cold, girl, we're getting so warm.
[00:16:03] And I was thinking of ways. That I could get inside. Get inside.
[00:16:10] Tonight you're falling in love.
[00:16:13] This feeling set me up. Here we go. Now she touches like this. Will you do it like that? Now she touches like this.
[00:16:24] Will you move it like that? Come on.
[00:16:48] There's a place off Ocean Avenue. Where I used to sit and talk with you. We were both 16 and it felt so right. Sleeping all day, staying up all night.
[00:17:03] Staying up all night.
[00:17:10] There's a place on the corner of Cherry street. We would walk on the beach and not bare feet. We were both 18 and it felt so right. Sleeping all day, staying up all night.
[00:17:25] Staying up all night.
[00:17:30] If I could find you now, things would get better.
[00:17:36] We could leave this town and run forever.
[00:17:42] Let your way crash down not be a take me away, yeah there's a piece of you that's here with me. It's everywhere I go. It's everything I see when I sleep, I dream and it gets me by. I can make believe that you're here tonight.
[00:18:09] That you're here tonight.
[00:18:14] If I could find you now, things would get better.
[00:18:20] We can leave this down and run forever.
[00:18:25] I don't stop, we'll stop now, we'll be together.
[00:18:31] Let your waves drop down on me and turn me away.
[00:18:54] I remember the look in your eyes when I told you that this was goodbye. You were begging me. Not tonight, not here, not now.
[00:19:05] We're looking up at the same night sky. And keep pretending the sun will not rise. We'll be together for one more night. Somewhere, somehow. If I could find you now. Things would get better.
[00:19:21] We could leave this town and run forever.
[00:19:26] I know somewhere, somehow we'll be together.
[00:19:32] Let your weights drag down on me and take me away. Yeah, sing as that buns come marching in again beneath you very deep. The secrets that you keep on ever ready? Are you ready? I'm finished. Making sense, done pleading.
[00:20:55] What if I say that I've never survived?
[00:21:17] Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
[00:21:22] I didn't mean to call you that.
[00:21:26] I can't remember what was said or what you threw in me. Please tell me, please tell me why my car's in the front yard.
[00:21:42] And I sleeping with my clothes on.
[00:21:48] Came through the window last night.
[00:21:54] Gone, gone.
[00:22:03] It's no surprise to me. I am my own worst enemy. Cause every now and then I kick the living out of me. The smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette still burning.
[00:22:20] Please tell me why.
[00:22:26] In the front yard and I sleeping with the clothes on.
[00:22:34] Came through the window last night. And you please tell me why my car is in front yard.
[00:23:05] And I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
[00:23:11] I came in through the window last night.
[00:23:17] It's no surprise to me. I am my own worst enemy. Cause every now and then I can't believe this out of me. Can we forget about the things when I was drunk.
[00:23:32] I didn't mean to call you back.
[00:23:45] I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone. I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn. I threw yourself into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into the bridge. I don't care, I love it, I don't care I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone. I crashed my car into the bridge. How much I let it burn. I threw yourself into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crushed my car into the fridge. I don't care, I love it, I don't care you're on a different road. I'm in the Milky Way. You want me down on earth but I am up in space. You're so damn hard to please. We gotta kill this witch. You're from the seventies but I'm a nineties kid. I love it, I love it live.
[00:26:28] I can't remember everything we said. But we said it all. You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met. But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over here. No way it was our last night. I kiss the lip, make you conceit from the frank tip. Laugh out of the jack. We split a bit talking about life on sip, sip you when you know you love the fire. And I say shit I don't mean. But I'm still gonna wake up on you and me. I know that last night we lived in liquor talk. I can't remember everything we said. But we said it all. You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met. But, baby, baby, something telling me this ain't over yet.
[00:27:13] I can't remember everything we said. But we said it all. You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met. But baby, baby, something still made us. Ain't over yet. No way it was our last night we break up. No way was I last night. Baby, babies, no way it was the last night we break up. No way it was our last night. Baby, baby, no way it was the last. Last night we break up. I see you tail lights in the dust. You call your mama, I call you blows in the middle of the night pull it right back up in mine. My friends say, let her go. Your friends say what the hell? I wouldn't trade your kind of love, nothing else. Oh, baby last night we let go every time. I can't remember everything we said. But we said it all. You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met. But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't no way was I last night we lived the liquor talk, I can't remember everything we said but we said it all you told me that you wish I was somebody you never met but baby, baby something still made us ain't over yet no way it was I last night he break up no way it was our last night baby, baby, somethin no way it was last night we break up no way it was our last night baby, baby, you our channel.
